The new Premier League starts in almost 24 hours. We've had Euro 2008 and the Olympics to carry us through summer, but nothing beats European league football. The English league is one of the best in the world, so let's do some predicting.
20. Hull
Hull might register less than the 11 points Derby secured in their record-setting season last year. Hull don't have the quality to compete at this level, but the city will be enthusiastic for every home game. Expect lots of effort, but few results.
19. Stoke
Freshly-promoted, but unfortunately, Stoke will be relegated just as quickly. Like Hull, they lack resources in almost every position to even compete with the lower teams in this league.
18. Bolton
Please, can we get Bolton relegated already? They never replaced Anelka last season and I still can't see where the goals are coming from. Maybe a full season under Gary Megson will be beneficial, but Megson's star has never quite shined anywhere he's been. He brought in Elmander, a Swiss striker this season, but there will be a period of settling first.
17. West Brom
West Brom have a solid squad until you get to the strikers. I think the quality of the rest of the side, however, will keep them up.
16. Wigan
Wigan have done the bare minimum this off-season to keep themselves afloat for another year in the league. I wonder if/when they will take a chance on a big signing to fill the JJB Stadium? It seems as if the team is satisfied with mediocrity at the moment, but maybe that's what these mid-sized clubs need to do these days to solidify their league survival. They'll grind out some sneaky wins and gutty ties to stay up.
15. Fulham
Roy Hodgson has bought an immense amount of players to ensure that Fulham won't encounter the scare they faced last season. The purchases of Andy Johnson, Bobby Zamora, and Mark Schwarzer will be enough for the Cottagers to stay up.
14. Blackburn
Mark Hughes leaving the manager's post for greener pastures at Manchester City was the biggest loss for Blackburn this past season. Then came the departure of playmaker (and goalscorer) David Bentley and the dependable goalkeeper Brad Frieldl. Led by an inexperienced Paul Ince, I don't see Blackburn measuring up to their successful recent past. I reckon they'll be able to stay afloat because their strikers - Santa Cruz, Jason Roberts, and Benni McCarthy - are quality.
13. Sunderland
Roy Keane has plunged 60 million (amazingly) into his squad after solidifying his second year in the league as a manager. And to be honest, what Keane has done with Sunderland as a manager has been nothing short of brilliant. He took a team (in the middle of a season) that was in the 2nd half of the lower-league Championship two years ago, got them promoted to the premier league that very same year, and kept them up their first year back in some time. A tough task, indeed. And with new signings Diouf, Chimbonda, Tainio, Sunderland look like they'll be able to stay afloat. When their giant of a striker, Kenwyne Jones, gets back to full health, it'll be an additional boost.
12. Newcastle
I think 11th might be a bit too high for Newcastle this year, but the talent below them is so poor, I think they'll be able to elude any relegation scare. They just signed a defender, Coloccini, which was desperately needed for their porous defense. With the likes of Martins, Owen, Duff, Viduka, N'Zogbia, and new guy Jonas Gutierez roaming the pitch, Newcastle should be OK.
11. West Ham
West Ham have the talent, but are the most injured, overpaid team in the league. Plus, they got beat by the MLS All-Stars a few weeks ago, which speaks volumes. However, if striker Dean Ashton remains healthy, he'll be quality.
10. Middlesbrough
Manager Gareth Southgate has survived into his third season and with Alfonso Alves on board for a full season of goalscoring expectations, I think Boro can rustle up a good season here. Stewart Downing runs that team and that's not a bad thing. Mido and Tuncay are always goalscoring threats, but I do worry about their lack of depth in midfield and defense, having just sold Luke Young to Aston Villa.
9. Manchester City
Signing Mark Hughes as manager was the club's best decision after the departure of Sven Goran Eriksson last year. But Hughes is too good of a manager to be dealing with the circus that City has become. Hughes has only managed to sign Jo as an attacking option, but I fear he is too young to handle the league just yet. Their defensive signing was Tal Ben-Haim, who must moonlight as a traffic cone, because his defending is dreadful. City had a good squad from last season, so there is still plenty of talent there with Elano, Richards, Dunne, Bojinov, Castillo, and Corluka, but Hughes will need to steady the ship before breaking above the ten spot.
8. Everton
All the pundits are saying how Everton has so many problems coming into the season and how they've overachieved the past few seasons. Sure, they didn't make many (if any) quality signings this summer, but they still have the likes of Yakubu, Lescott, Arteta, Cahill, Howard, Baines, and Osman. They have a very thin squad at the moment, which worries me, but their fall won't be bad as the pundits predict. Moyes can manage the hell out of any team.
7. Portsmouth
Portsmouth are a bewildering team. Winners of the FA Cup last season, they've got plenty of talent to do damage to any team in the league. But they looked dead against United in the Community Shield and they may have lost a lot when they sold midfielder Muntari to Inter Milan recently. Portsmouth added Peter Crouch to pair with Jermain Defoe up top and still have a decent midfield featuring Kranjcar and Diarra. Their defense is anchored by the ever-aging Sol Campbell, but Glen Johnson, Hreiddarson, and Distin are a pretty good supporting cast.
6. Aston Villa
Villa's biggest summer deal was keeping Gareth Barry on board for another season and away from Liverpool. Martin O'Neill has really enlarged his squad for the coming season, adding both talent and experience with players like Friedl, Cuellar, Luke Young, Nicky Shorey, and Steve Sidwell. They come into a squad already boasting with a bit of talent with the likes of Carew, Reo-Coker, Ashley Young, Harewood, Laursen, and the speedy Agbonlahor. I think it'll be an exciting year for the Villains.
5. Tottenham
But maybe not quite as exciting as the year Hotspur might have. Coach Juande Ramos promised to overhaul his squad in the off-season, and he has done so, bringing in GK Gomes, midfielders Bentley, Modric, dos Santos, and possibly Arshavin into the mix. Robbie Keane has left for Liverpool but if Tottenham can hold on to Berbatov and Darren Bent gets hot, look out. On paper, this is a pretty solid squad, especially figuring in the players they held onto from last season: Jenas, Lennon, Gareth Bale, Huddlestone, Zokora, Ledley King, Woodgate, Dawson, and so on. Can Ramos hold it together and manage a backline that was dreadful last season? If anything will be their downfall, it'll be defense.
4. Arsenal
I didn't see Arsenal improve this season. Instead, they lost Hleb, Gilberto, and Flamini overseas. The type of football Arsenal play is very delicate and they need a deep squad to provide reinforcements during the grueling winter months. I don't see any. Sure, they'll ride Fabregas, Adebayor, Van Persie (if healthy), Gallas, and new signing Nasri, but I don't think they can win trophies this season. The faster Rosicky heals, the better.
3. Chelsea
Chelsea didn't upgrade where they needed to this off-season. Instead of lining up replacements for an aging (and possibly past it) Drogba and Anelka, they went out and signed Deco, himself an aging and possibly past it creative midfielder. Chelsea's midfield is probably the best on Earth (Lampard, Ballack, Essien, Deco, Mikel, Joe Cole, Malouda, and Shaun Wright-Phillips), but I reckon Drogba will be facing major injuries this season. Chelsea did manage to upgrade their right back position and a Bosingwa-Terry-Carvhallo-Ashley Cole back 4 is pretty intimidating, especially with Cech in net, I just can't see Chelsea scoring the goals needed. New manager Scolari will bring the excitement back to Stamford Bridge, but at a cost.
2. Liverpool
Torres. Need more? How about Torres and Robbie Keane up front? Not enough? OK. How about Gerrard, Torres, Keane, Alonso, Ryan Babel, Kuyt, Pennant, Mascherano, Benayoun, and Lucas at Manager Benitez's disposal? If there was an issue with Liverpool's massive NFL-sized squad, it would be their aging defense. Still, if you offered most teams in this league the back line choices of Carragher, Finnan, Agger, Arbeloa, and Skrtel, I think they would take it in a heartbeat.
1. Manchester United
A lot of pundits are writing off United's chances for a repeat title performance this year because Cristiano Ronaldo will (1) be injured through the start of the season, (2) will have his mind elsewhere - like Madrid, and (3) not be able to score as many goals as he did last year. All those are probably true, but Ronaldo has a brain under that greasy, Euro-mullet of his, and he knows that he's a professional. Football stars burn out quicker than most professional athletes (unlike MLB pitchers, who can hang around forever) and Ronaldo does not want his glare to wane. Getting a healthy Ronaldo back in the squad will be a huge boost to Alex Ferguson's squad, who have plenty of talent (Uhm, Rooney, Nani, Anderson, Carrick, Tevez, Hargreaves, Vidic, Ferdinand, and possibly Berbatov) to hang around the top three until Ronaldo returns. A good season by Ronaldo will increase his payday and get the fans back on his side, so when he does leave, it'll be as a hero, and not a gold digger.